Welcome to universal_crumb, home of The Nefarious Cross-Continental Cookie Scheme. (Because Sending Cookies Across Continents Is Very Fucking Cool). Universal Crumb is essentialy an online coffee shop where friends can meet and procrastinate in a manner relatively similar to an actual coffee shop. It is a way of sending support, sharing jokes and 'hanging out' via written correspondence over previously daunting distances.Due to the nature of UniCrumb, the mods would prefer that cookie-nibblers join with the intention of being part of a collective, rather than simply swapping biscuits with a lot of strangers. That said, anyone is welcome to join; and whilst TNCCCS is more about friendly correspondence than cookies, the value of the baked goods themselves is not to be underestimated.If you wish to join the fray, please ensure you've peered through the shop window and signed for your member loyalty card.