Welcome to universal_crumb, home of The Nefarious Cross-Continental Cookie Scheme. (Because Sending Cookies Across Continents Is Very Fucking Cool). Universal Crumb is essentialy an online coffee shop where friends can meet and procrastinate in a manner relatively similar to an actual coffee shop. It is a way of sending support, sharing jokes and 'hanging out' via written correspondence over previously daunting distances.Due to the nature of UniCrumb, the mods would prefer that cookie-nibblers join with the intention of being part of a collective, rather than simply swapping biscuits with a lot of strangers. That said, anyone is welcome to join; and whilst TNCCCS is more about friendly correspondence than cookies, the value of the baked goods themselves is not to be underestimated.If you wish to join the fray, please ensure you've peered through the shop window and signed for your member loyalty card.
New patrons are kindly asked to fill out a member loyalty card. Blame Starbucks. (Comment with the following information, then join the community)(Screen/User)Name:Country of bodily location:Favourite cookie:Bonus points: butter (for uniformity in shape and texture) or margarine (for taste and healthfulness)?Disclaimer: I, (the undersigned), have read and am aware of the rules and nature of this community. I accept that any complications, though unlikely, which may arise from interactions with other parties are my own responsibility.And that's it; once you've been approved to the community you will be given the option to share your mailing address and other details (such as food allergies) with your fellow patrons on the Entirely Massive Mailing Address List (source of Considerable Post Office Distress).Now go forth. Chat, swap, nibble, and enjoy!- The Mod Squad.